
THE DAY BOOK — APRIL 07, 1914



AN EXPENSIVE THIRST.

“My husband sees pink elephants when he drinks.”

“Mine has a worse delusion than that. He sees green dogs. It’s expensive, too.”

“How’s that?”

“Why, he goes and buys licenses for ’em.”

From—The Day Book. (Chicago, Ill.), 07 April 1914. Chronicling America: Historic American Newspapers. Lib. of Congress.
